Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Fluffy

“Have you had an accident?” Jasfoup tried not to laugh at the sight of Harold’s hair. “You look like you’ve been dragged through a bush backwards.”

Harold scowled. “It’s that new conditioner you bought. It’s left my hair sticking up all over the place.”

“What conditioner?” Jasfoup’s brow creased. “I haven’t bought conditioner.”

It was Harold’s turn to frown. “Yes you did. It’s in a long bottle without a label. I certainly didn’t buy it.”

“A bottle with a long, thin neck?” Jasfoup coughed. “That’s not shampoo,” he said. “That was what I was using to artificially inseminate the cattle.”

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