Friday, March 21, 2008

Spring Break

Contrary to popular opinion, God is alive and well and enjoying some time in Tehran. This ‘short break’ as he likes to refer to it has been going on now for 157 years which goes some way to explaining why there’s been 157 years of political unrest there. It’s not that the demons are attempting a coup, more that the mortal factions sense his presence and want to keep him for themselves. He finds all this both amusing and faintly absurd. The humans don’t have a god; they are merely the servants of his people, the cats.

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