Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hidden Desires

There was only so much porn Harold could watch before he had a ‘code purple’. Jasfoup would take bets from the imps about how long it would be for any given film and he usually creamed the pot with his low estimates of eleven minutes. Devious took to undercutting his estimated times in the hope of winning, but Jasfoup was rarely wrong. The notable exception was due to the unexpected. Harold managed quite nicely during ‘In the Mouth of Madness’ until minute 53, correctly predicted by the imp, where the heroine sprouts tentacles from every orifice. Devious kept quiet about how he knew about his master’s predilections, but Jasfoup blamed it on the succubae.

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