Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Second Flooding

“I can’t believe you just did that.” said Felicia, staring at her empty cup. “You threw away my coffee, didn’t you?”

“I thought you’d finished with it,” said Harold. “It was so cold it had three rings of congealed scum around the side and some ants were drilling for oil.”

“Well I hadn’t.” Felicia looked down at the ground. “You threw it on an ant’s nest too. Isn’t that a sacrilegious offence? You’ll have wiped out hundreds from the caffeine poisoning alone.”

“Christians don’t believe animals have souls,” said Harold. “The adversity will make them stronger. They’ll think their god sent them a flood.”

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