Monday, July 20, 2009

Canine Fetishes

Julie frowned as the man came jogging up to her. “Have you seen my dog?” he said. “He’s got rubber balls.”

“You should sell him to a circus,” she said, pointedly rearranging Lucy’s blankets in her pram. “Besides, you’re not supposed to let dogs loose in the park. Someone might get hurt.”

“No!” The man smiled. “Pixie’s soft as a brush. She wouldn’t hurt anyone.”

“No. It’s you that will get hurt if your dog bites someone,” said Julie. She lowered her voice. “Why has he got rubber balls? Have you seen a vet?”

“No,” he said. “I was teaching her to ‘fetch’.”


Image: Jack & Trickster

4 comments:

aims said...

Can't help it - *laughing over here*

Leatherdykeuk said...

:)

stephanie said...

And still chuckling. A super one.

Leatherdykeuk said...

Thank you :)