Thursday, August 27, 2009

Just curvy

They said Backdoor Harry was bent. When the rumours got as far as Inspector White he insisted upon a two-week surveillance operation before taking any action. This mainly involved Sergeant Brandsford and PC Acton sitting in the Sergeant's Vauxhall Scorpa watching his flat.

They found no evidence of drugs or business malpractice. On the contrary, they were forced to conclude Backdoor Harry to be the very model of an honest, hardworking computer software engineer.

Socially, Harry was less than pristine, and after 11 nightly stake-outs of the public toilets by the bus station PC Action left his wife and grew a handsome moustache.

Image: Ladies and Gents: Public Toilets and Gender


aims said...

Hmmmmm - *my imagination wandering off*

Leatherdykeuk said...

Ah! Call it back!