Who's that poor sod?" asked Harold when Jasfoup led him Downstairs one day. "And what's he doing in my back passage? And what are all those boxes?"
"He's working," said the demon. "He was sat outside the careers office last week with a sign that said 'Will work for food'. It gave me an idea, I made a few phone calls and one visit in person and employed him an hour later."
"But he's so thin," Harold said, "And yet he seems to do nothing but eat."
"That's the beauty of it," said Jasfoup. "I made a deal with a well known American company. They send us all of their out-of-date cake bars and a large wad of cash, and we dispose of them. It's his job to eat them, but since they contain no nutritional value he's slowly starving to death."
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