Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Little Star

Who's that poor sod?" asked Harold when Jasfoup led him Downstairs one day. "And what's he doing in my back passage? And what are all those boxes?"

"He's working," said the demon. "He was sat outside the careers office last week with a sign that said 'Will work for food'. It gave me an idea, I made a few phone calls and one visit in person and employed him an hour later."

"But he's so thin," Harold said, "And yet he seems to do nothing but eat."

"That's the beauty of it," said Jasfoup. "I made a deal with a well known American company. They send us all of their out-of-date cake bars and a large wad of cash, and we dispose of them. It's his job to eat them, but since they contain no nutritional value he's slowly starving to death."

Image: Twinky [DVD]


martha said...

Euwww...... YUCK! Not nice Jasfoup - not nice.

Leatherdykeuk said...

But elegant ;)

stephanie said...

How delightfully plausible.

Leatherdykeuk said...

A clever damnation

aims said...

Ah yes - Twinky's. No nutritional value whatsoever. Don't know if I've ever eaten one and certainly can't now (celiac).

But - what's Charles Bronson doing in that pic?

Leatherdykeuk said...

An old film for mr. Wooden Face