Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Mighty Forgeterer

The South Hampshire Police Force (Laverstone Division) didn't approve of vigilantes. "They are not above the law," Inspector White was quoted as saying, "and will be punished for any crime they commit in pursuance of their own victims." He them proceeded to regale the Rotary Club audience with exploits of his own crime-fighting career.

On the following day the red-suited 'Mighty Rememberer' ("Your crime, however small, will be remembered and avenged") was convicted of three counts of 'Breaking, Entering and Defecating on the Living Room Carpet of Careless Dog Owners.'

The Mighty Rememberer, aka Donald Parsons, had forgotten about DNA.

5 comments:

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol. I'm sure many have been tempted to do the same.

aims said...

Ah Yes - the DNA......but what a way to track your culprit. Ummm...here's a sample Sam - could you gather it and run it please? Ewwwww!

Leatherdykeuk said...

*chuckles*
Thanks you ladies, for your deposits.

stephanie said...

Oops.

The road to hell and all that. Or perhaps these days it's only the road to gaol?

Leatherdykeuk said...

Perhaps both. They never tell me these things.