Thursday, May 06, 2010

School Report

Lucy's school report was more than disappointing. It wasn't that the eight year old struggled with her studies so much as she couldn't be bothered with them. her homework and examination results were fine – 100% in every subject except religion and critical observation. The former had the note: "accepts all religions as equally valid as refuses to criticise any" and the latter: "ascribes fanciful notions to everything – believes fairies are responsible for the flowers".

It was her classroom behaviour that elicited the unfavourable remarks: "Does not pay attention", "easily distracted", "des not make friends easily" and so on, though no teacher faulted her work.

Lucy could see the frown darken her father's face. "Tea, Daddy?" she said. "I learned how to make it today."


aims said...

Ah yes. Distracting a parent during Report Card season.

Lucy has caught on quite quickly!

Leatherdykeuk said...

she has indeed!
Thanks Aims.

DJ Kirkby said...

Clever girl :)

Leatherdykeuk said...

insufferable, isn't she?

stephanie said...

I wonder to what precisely he's taking exception. ;)

She really is too clever.

Leatherdykeuk said...

Yes. Too clever for her own good.