Monday, May 10, 2010

Zombie Killing

The impact left a crater a foot deep with a ten-foot circumference, filled with a gelatinous gloop of blood, flesh, bone fragments and half-digested pizza. St Jude's Church tower was not the highest building in Laverstone but it was the easiest to access. A small crowd gathered, including a reporter for the Laverstone Times, who was suddenly glad the paper only printed in black and white. No-one looked up to see the demon at the top looking down. "A job well done, I think," he said to the imp doing an excellent impression of a gargoyle. " Jalfreezi for dinner?"

2 comments:

stephanie said...

*shudders* A big eww.

Yes, I agree. A good thing the paper is B&W.

Leatherdykeuk said...

It's a good job the zombie didn't get up again.